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Register 7

A cashier, a 24-hour pharmacy, and the money counter where people get nickel-and-dimed every night. One guy decides to build something better.

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Two Weeks Notice

⚠️ Mature language. This series contains strong profanity and adult humor. Viewer discretion advised.

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Characters

Colt

Colt

Works register seven on the night shift. Funny, broke, and dead serious about fixing how people move money.

Rose

Rose

The store manager. Nineteen years in, tired, by the book, and secretly rooting for him. Maybe.

Jacob

Jacob

Colt's coworker and best friend. Lazy, a conspiracy guy, a professional roaster, and an aspiring founder of terrible ideas.

About

Loosely inspired by real events. Mostly exaggerated. Definitely parody.


Register 7 is a parody, loosely inspired by Colton's real story: part origin story, mostly exaggerated comedy. It is not a true account. The night shift is real-ish. The customers are composites. The dialogue is way funnier than anything anyone actually said at 3 a.m.

The thing Colt is building

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